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Note:

Some of you may already know that I'm from the Philippines(which explains the piss poor connection)

This would be my simple guide on explaining some crap Filipinos do or say

 

1. The Thick Accent (I just fake the Indian accent because of some guys in the outfit)

Filipinos have a natural thick accent because of the Filipino Language. We normally say words on how they are spelled and the accent differs which depends on which part of the Philippines you grew up in. It is common to hear some Filipinos to have an almost non-existing accent. This is caused by those who want to excel in the English curriculum of the Filipino educational system. (I can also do this but most of the time I am too lazy to do it, so you would hear me with my usual weird accent)

 

2. THE SWEARS!!!!(and some other bad words) (note this is for the sake of information and if I hear someone use these in chat I will TK the $#!+ out of them)

"Putang Ina" = one of the most offensive swears a Filipino can use. It literally translate to "Your mom is a wh0r3.

"Gago" = the context means jerk but saying it in a really offensive way.

"Tanga" = literally translates to idiot

that is enough with the swears and bad words.... for now

 

3. FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

We all like food..... thats it.

Note: RICE IS A STAPLE FOOD!! OFFER SOME IF YOU HAVE FILIPINO VISITORS!!



That's about it for now.
Don't be afraid to send me a question if you have one.

Also about the rice thing... that explains why I'm fat.

 

ONE MORE NOTE!!!!

If there are other Filipinos in the group please send me a message. I feel a bit lonely being the only Filipino in a group of 1000+ players.

 


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I should make Spartan's Guide to Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese Culture.
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Why would you fake the accent just because of some dudes?
also, always fun dicking arround with you, Ozner.
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Cool post  Ozner is a fantastic medic!
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WELL WELL WELL, putangina, pinoy ka? pinoy ako din! ahahaha ayyy nako.... gustung mag sipsipin nang titi ko? Salamat pare

BREAKING NEWS: THE CSV IS A FILIPINO (born in aus)
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The first Filipino I mean in KARP and the first thing he says is that "Do I want to suck his non-existing d!ck"... 

yeah I'm pretty sure csv is a true Filipino..


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Dang pinoys are everwhere 
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SOON WE SHALL BE THE DOMINANT RACE!!!!
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Pack on dat RYCE! boys!
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I am still expecting the rice that that you are giving me in the polls.....
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This is Fantastic  
NB: i love rice
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MORE BREAKING NEWS: I TOO AM A FILIPINO, made in the philippines! now living in Australia cause all Filipinos hate me for speaking nothing but English my entire life. Honestly if you can meet me, you'd probably hate me too. To all you Aussie blokes out there give yourselves a pat on the back, you accepted me better than the filipinos.
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I accept you SrRico....
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mga Kababayan.....!


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